Christopher

Instructions on bullshitting others:

The catchy introduction to make you pay attention:

Everything started when I woke up one morning with blood on my hands.

You can say it was sort of a baptism for the religiously challenged. If it wasn't for that summer mid afternoon, you wouldn't be reading this or listening to `wer Next Projekt.'

This is where the artist hypes himself up to convince you he has had an illustrious career:

My career as someone who does art for a living is about 3 years old. All the time before that I was dicking around in local bands going through the motions and drama that every band entails. After the demise of my last group and being piss broke, I lost it. I went solo.

The clever description of themusic: (optional)

`wer Next Projekt' is a blend of beauty and brutality. Crushing guitars, tribal percussion, exotic voices, electronica, and some classical composition for good measure

The closing section, where all of this gets summed up in one emphatic, powerful and unforgettable paragraph:

I do not tolerate being ignored. Ignorance is greeted by a flying chair heading in your general vicinity. I don't cater to scenes and politics; I cater to those who can't be part of a scene or the politics. Which, ironically, is most of the people in the free world. The music and the attitude is a secret passed on from ear to ear and spread quietly, and before you know it, everyone knows who I am and can tap a foot along to my music.

Enjoy - Christopher