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Mental Shrapnel

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

There's no end to the things you can make fun of if you can stop giggling long enough to scribble a one-liner on one of the shut-off notices lying around. That's what they're there for.

This column used to be called Garbage Pail. The title stunk, but the contents didn't. It was a "catch all" for random weirdness scribbled on bar napkins and pizza boxes. It was also an excuse to commission illustrations that, let's face it, would never exist otherwise.

Mental Shrapnel is a collection of the the weird mental connections you make and riff on with your friends and laugh until you pee.

Just cuz I wrote most of this, doesn't mean you can't email a Top Ten list, pitch sitcom plots we'll never see, ponder what classic movies would've been like if Ashton Kutcher stared in them, whatever.

Do your friends think you're a riot? Well, that's why they're your friends. Send in your brain farts anyway.

Captions by Scott Hefflon (just to get things started)
Illustration by Dave Dawson




Movie Combinations

(Why have a new idea when you can combine a couple old ones?)
• 28 Days Later in the Valley of the Dolls
• Breakin' the Rules of Attraction
• Bruce Almighty Aphrodite
• Charlie's Angels in the Outfield
• A Good Day to Die Hard
• Scooby Doo the Right Thing You Do
• What's Up, Doc Hollywood?
Hellboy in the Plastic Bubble
• Oceans Twelve Monkeys
• Die Another Day of the Dead
• Fear and Loathing Leaving Las Vegas
• The Freaky Friday After Next
• From Dusk Til Dawn of the Dead
• He Got Crying Game
• Ransom of All Fears
• A Fall Guy Thing
• The Man Who Knew Stuart Little
• Who's That Girl Next Door?

 


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