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Young Adult Movies

by Matt Sullivan and Daniel Manu
illustration by Dave Dawson

Since pomo porno titles like Good Will Humping and Romancing The Bone are always good for a laugh, it got us thinking: What if adult movies sought inspiration from the titles of young adult novels? We'd have fewer creative titles like All-Anal Volume 31 and more like these:

  • Willy Wanker and the Cocklick Factory
  • Little Hoes on the Prairie
  • The Chocolate Whore
  • Beyond the Chocolate Whore
  • My Brother Sam Gives Head
  • A Ho Ain't Nothing but a Sandwich
  • Pounder
  • I Am the Tease
  • Where the Red Fur Grows
  • The Gay
  • Tales of a 4th Grade Fucking
  • Go Ask Anus
  • Superfudgepacker
     


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